Be triggered to become a cow with the cow’s curse.
Before you listen to this file, you have to tie a length of rope around your wrist. This will be your cow’s curse string. Every time you wear it, you will feel a desire to pronounce every “o” that is pronounced long in any word and especially a “mo” in any word you say as a “moooooo”. You will also be tempted to “moooooo” when you just read it or write it. And every time you do moo it will feel better and better, making it easier and more normal to moo.
You will have to wear the cow string every five days for at least an hour. Otherwise, the desire will bleed through, even if you don’t wear the string. At first you will feel a strong desire to moo, later it will just happen. It will never happen at work or professional situations, but it might happen with safer people around you.
mooooooore. soooooo nice. goooood. moooooooooooo
feels soooooo goooood played in loop & moooooing constantly noooow.
mooooo
I am stuck in the loooop and find myself having the desire to mooooo mooooore and mooooore. It feels so good. I get such a rush of pleasure whenever I mooooo. Moooooing feels so erotic. Whenever I hear anyone say a word that even sounds like moo, I find I need to moo tooooo.